December 2011
12 posts
Fucking paper fucking work…
What is it about being Catholic that makes you shag everyone?! “BBC News - Institutional Dutch Catholic abuse” http://t.co/mk6AOQOc
…We built this city on bacon rolls…
My new favourite song about having a ‘big fat breakfast’ EMA – Breakfast
http://t.co/m5MdXuEw
Interview highjacked by @greggsthebackers http://t.co/hqDK61PO
Got excited about Socrates doc on radio 4 in the car then realised they were talking about the bloody footballer. :(
Anyone but that dull Harry to win scd. I mean y’know whatever, I’ve not been watching it… 0_0
Literally just saw Tina Fey in Croydon. And by literally I mean I saw someone who looked like her.
Considering a duffle coat. Fear it might make me look like a lost child though.
I dont even remember who half of these bands are.
Bought 3 different shirts from 3 different shops. Got them home and now realise they’re almost indistinguishable.
Not convinced RT @RoyalOperaHouse: Classical crossover cover of Cobain - violinist covers Nirvana. Thoughts? http://t.co/R04NYSmR
November 2011
5 posts
I’ve not seen it myself, but I expect someone would have mentioned it by now if he had.
Maybe he got it before the drink came out. In which case he probably bloody hates that drink.
Not saying everywhere should be british btw. Just that I dont care where I’m from…
Text message from American Express to tell me they’ve changed their number. Dudes, I think we need to have other friends too.
Not to be confused with broody goodness.
October 2011
5 posts
I just put italics in something using HTML. Will be adding ‘Web Developer’ to my CV immediately.
There was a time I used to watch this video every day for about 3 months http://t.co/ke3LrZVy
Hot as hell in eastbourne http://t.co/S593rEfI
Never thought you’d catch me in a church on a sat night drinking lemonade. Just here for the music though, dont worry.
Funny because its true. I do hate everyone. http://t.co/bBBTGFlD
September 2011
14 posts
Powercut in the agency means everyone working in the kitchen on laptops. This feels very strange.
yeah its not going to make much of an ID http://t.co/P1ML9p9O
Actually the workstation assessment man said I am very good at sitting. I feel bad for taking the piss now. Putting that straight on my CV.
RT @RoyalOperaHouse: ticket offer for Bare Bones The Decade - £10 if you quote ‘Twitter’ via phone or as code online http://t.co/kNCD7GuW
Didnt get in to the radio show - they were already full. Went for thai food and probably had a better time anyway. In your face bbc.
On a hot bus. #hotbus
A cow shaped Kigu is an appropriate gift for an adult man, right?
splish, splash i was taking a bath, long about a saturday night… http://t.co/bhOsSagd
Dinner is already in the oven. I’m either very organised or just a total food perv. Pretty sure its not the former.
Sound of dripping shower slowly lulling me gently into insanity. drip drip drip drip
Everyone here looks like they would queue to be on the xfactor.
My Aidan Moffatt and Bill Wells album finally arrived. This is not friday night music.
Hate when you try and use your oyster card to try and get into your own building. :/ oops
Shame about REM splitting. Not bought an album in years, but New Adventures In Hi-Fi still one of my favourite albums ever.
August 2011
2 posts
Woke up. Wondered what random noise was outside. Some guy is learning to rollerskate. Dude its 4am!
My phone is a dick. Turned itself off and wont come back on again just to fuck with me. Then comes back to life 5mins later all like ‘wot?’
July 2011
9 posts
Picnic + kids = get your sticky hands off me. :\
The Road soundtrack seems a suitably dystopian backing for a saturday in the office. grumble grumble.
Watching Sarah Silverman Program. Quite good.
Ce soir je vais manger steak frites. Et vin rouge. En francais.
Grilled nectarines, sugar, cointreau, creme fraiche. #5aday
Nice bit of funk in the sun at the Barbican. Never fails to amaze me how mental the actual building is though: the future seen from the 60s.
I think they turned out alright in the end. http://lockerz.com/s/122983018
Nevwr follow recipies but I suck at chicken and had some donated so doing this: chicken legs with sweet tomatoes: http://t.co/5qhREtV
Rick Stein is both my hero and the most awkward person to ever find his way on tv.
June 2011
1 post
March 2011
3 posts
Anna Nicole, The Opera →
I’m off to see this tonight. Excited.